Shhh. Still talking to the cat. She really got me thinking! Like, she said, "Do you ever wonder why the house smells so good at dinner time, but the food I get doesn't smell like that?" Or, "Can you really trust people who ply you with baby talk and treats and then suddenly you find yourself in a BATH! The deception!" And what about "When they yell and yell and yell when you poop on the carpet — like they can't stand the yummy smell you created — and then they sneak around behind you on walks and collect the stuff! It's a double standard!"
Yep, that cat really has me questioning everything. Am I living in a parallel universe? Are my people just aliens from another planet? Why am I here? Why are we all here? Is this the reality or the dream? And most importantly, can I really trust the cat?
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AuthorMy name is Bilbo. I'm a Beagle. Ever since I was young, while my siblings and friends romped with each other, I would always be off spending time with the humans. Last year, I finally decided I'm going to learn to talk to them! This is my journal. Archives
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