I was so excited to go to my first human communication class today I nearly peed on the carpet. Okay, I did pee on the carpet — but that was just so I'd have something nice to smell later and had nothing to do with my excitement about the class! In the car ride over, I tried to communicate with my human by sticking my nose under her arm. Nothing like a little scratchy behind the ears to calm the first day of class jitters. She was really excited about my attempt at communication! She let out an enthusiastic scream right before the car swerved left and then right. Then she reached out to give me the scratchy but her hand must have slipped and it pushed me over to the other side of the seat. Anyway, we got to class and boy did it smell good. I think I might be clairscentient! We tried an exercise where we had to communicate to our human that we wanted a belly rub. There was a lot of barking and confused faces. One Dalmatian got his human to do it right away. He must be one of those born with this gift. I know they say it's our birthright to be able to communicate with humans; that we just need to let go of our fears and release blockages. But I did that on the grass before we even got in there! Maybe deep down I'm still afraid that it'll never happen for me. Ooh! I hear the UPS truck. Gotta go practice! If you want to leave a comment and don't see the form, click the title or word "comments" above!
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AuthorMy name is Bilbo. I'm a Beagle. Ever since I was young, while my siblings and friends romped with each other, I would always be off spending time with the humans. Last year, I finally decided I'm going to learn to talk to them! This is my journal. Archives
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