Today I tried ALL DAY LONG to communicate with my human. I visualized a big scoop of peanut butter splooping onto the floor. Over and over and over and over and over and over and over. The most that happened was a celery stick plopped onto the sofa when I "accidentally" nudged my human's plate while she was eating a snack in the living room. She pushed it toward me, hoping I would take care of the clean-up. Yuck. I quickly acted like I heard something outside and ran for it. Then I remembered from class that while animals think emotionally, humans are different. They like to multitask. They don't give much thought to anything in particular. Animals live in the "now," but humans live in the "not now," or "I want it now." I rushed back into the house to try out my new idea of visualizing human multitasking… peanut butter and an iPhone; peanut butter and TV; peanut butter and Facebook. Okay, I never actually got inside. There was a REALLY good smell on the grass that I had to stop for. Then I chased a bee. Then I found the PERFECT chewing stick. Then I chased a bee. Wait, didn't I already do that? Like it matters if I did! Before I knew it, the afternoon was gone and it was almost dinner time — one of my FAVORITE times, along with play time, snuggle time, walking time, riding time, sniffing time, rolling time, barking time, running time, licking time, back scratch time, swimming time, fetching time, chasing time, napping time, and tail-wagging time. If humans are thinking about all of these fun things all the time, no wonder they can't hear me! Tomorrow, I think I will try… wait, I think I see a BEE! Catch you later! If you want to leave a comment and don't see the form, click the title or word "comments" above!
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AuthorMy name is Bilbo. I'm a Beagle. Ever since I was young, while my siblings and friends romped with each other, I would always be off spending time with the humans. Last year, I finally decided I'm going to learn to talk to them! This is my journal. Archives
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